I won a copy of Normal signed by Bob Odenkirk

Common consumption area boundary line marked on sidewalk in Wichita, KS

Storm knocked over tree missing neighbour's house, pulled up all the grass on sidewalk.

One of my cats has one extra toe on every paw

My grainy potato.

My patient’s urine was bright green today.

A lady at Walmart had a parrot on her shoulder.

Amazon sent me a case of setting spray instead of the single item.

Found this barrel filled with concrete on the shores of Lake Ontario

The local fish hatchery delivers to the local reservoir

My soap wanted to say hi

someone was eating crackers in a bathroom stall

These archers have a target umbrella

Both me AND my mum were called for jury duty

Opened a bag of Doritos and found 3 seasoning nuggets hiding inside

My pencil sharpened to this point using a kid's crank sharpener

They load the bricks in from the top and are laid down like a fresh weave of road.

My Amazon order came with a bag of oatmeal cookies in a zip locked bag. I DID NOT ORDER THIS

An entire Sleep Number queen mattress can fit inside one garbage can

JAL economy class kid’s meal