This single small houseplant roped off at Delhi airport’s baggage claim

Apparently I have elf ears

My room in the seedy extended-stay hotel I’m living in has had a forced entry some time before me

This is How Appliances Connected to Electricity Before Wall Plugs Existed

I got a 9th hot dog in my 8 pack of hot dogs

I tore my glove and the interior liner has a radical reptile/animal wearing a backwards hat on it

Walmart sells stickers that can test your drink for GHB, ketamine, and Rohypnol

The smallest bird feather I've ever seen.

Asymmetrical pupils when I woke up this morning

detergent pod survived the washer AND dryer!

I have been sober for 3 weeks now and noticed my right eye has gotten darker and the eyebrow is growing long hairs.

My Chipotle bowl pepper with the original produce sticker

accidentally made the perfect x

This ice cube tray I received after donating blood

There is a praying mantis on the roof watching me.

I lost some weight over the last year and my ear canal changed shape (old fitted earplug vs the new one).

My Venus fly trap tried to eat my cat.

Cold War passport issued to a family member in 1954

My Gatorade is mislabeled

My job handed out U.S. Constitutions commemorating an anniversary 11 years from now