Asymmetrical pupils when I woke up this morning

detergent pod survived the washer AND dryer!

I have been sober for 3 weeks now and noticed my right eye has gotten darker and the eyebrow is growing long hairs.

My Chipotle bowl pepper with the original produce sticker

accidentally made the perfect x

This ice cube tray I received after donating blood

There is a praying mantis on the roof watching me.

I lost some weight over the last year and my ear canal changed shape (old fitted earplug vs the new one).

My Venus fly trap tried to eat my cat.

Cold War passport issued to a family member in 1954

My Gatorade is mislabeled

My job handed out U.S. Constitutions commemorating an anniversary 11 years from now

My 6lb cat dominant grooming my 75lb dog

MRI safe wheelchair containing no metal

My bread package tells you how to pronounce it.

Accidentally left an empty vessel on the induction for too long and it made a perfect crescent moon

My boyfriend's soap in the shower

This "lorem ipsum" on my hotel card cover

The world's smallest tortoise

I was visiting a friend at his place of work, and they have a secret room