Rawhide mallets

I got 7 mozzarella sticks in what was supposed to be a 5 pack

One diamond out of the 13 in my wedding set glows blue under UV light.

Two monarch caterpillars, about a week and a half apart

The ‘moon’ on this tablecloth is just a grey map of the earth.

Elevator half-shafts of Singapore public housing

These two identical cans of spam where one turned tan and has no smell

someone slipped a blank envelope partway under my doormat with nothing written on it and nothing in it but an actual $5 bill

Glass Sobe bottle my grandma has been using as a water bottle since 2008.

I have iris coloboma

This battery still says it’s good despite being 22 years out of date

After wearing these insoles for about 9 months at work

Last fall I saved the seeds from one pink pumpkin, and this is what grew from them

Found a skeleton while clearing a house

The different sizes of dog poop bags from the same roll.

My new prescription is a capsule filled with little pellets rather than powder

This is a machine that coughs for people who cannot cough!

stray brand name pill in the store brand bottle

Worn Marble Steps in a 60Y Old Building

The wrap lines the words up perfectly