The wrap lines the words up perfectly

I got an enormous Nerds Juicy Gummy Cluster in my bag

A truck full of geese

Fried pig skin with hair attached, from a bag of pork rinds

A modular 3D printable pinball machine.

My olive oil has a minimum 0% California olive oil… like everything else in existence

I have two different sized legs

The Bathroom stalls at Baltimore airport have lights above them indicating whether or not they are occupied.

There was a Carrot Top-looking person hanging on the back of an Amazon truck

Went to clean up my son’s breakfast after he got on the bus and found a spider drinking his milk.

Carl's jr burned down so they made the face sad,

13 months of exercise and BMI only dropped 1, but body fat % dropped almost 13%

The colour gradient on this tree.

There's this random empty glass jar strapped to the wall at work

My pizza didn't fit, but two halves did.

This square shaped cd

My wife noticed I’ve worn these pants so long, my phone is permanently engraved in them.

My dog's heterochromatic eyes match his differently coloured paws.

The lemonade they serve at our local elementary school is mostly apple juice

Walgreens has Snoop Dogg's wine discounted by $4.20