My fortune is kind of unsettling

Got 3 eggs in the Costco 2 pack

Bank vault demolition

The code for the airport I flew into is DIE

This thing that only authorized personnel can touch.

There is apparently a Lasagna With Meat Sauce Standard

This box of clay pigeons is Fragile As Eggs

Hello Kitty fire extinguishers sold in Tokyo home improvement store (Shimachu Homes)

This 6'1" x 5'5" section of an old indoor wall has a painting of a worker painting over himself.

My meds came double bottled

My neighbour’s headlight is damaged. Someone shoved a taco from Taco Bell in it.

Real dead puffer fish washed up shore

The stress of me finishing my PhD made my eye bleed

I left this plant to die on my driveway 3 days ago and it still bloomed a flower.

What happened to mini bic

First dried minnow snack I pulled out of the bag for my cats is eating another, smaller, minnow

This box of Lion King Pudding has been in my grandparents cabinet since 2007

check from 1995 delivered to my house with no envelope

Found some keys that look difficult to replace

I can swallow my own tongue and I’ve never met anyone who can also do this