My meds came double bottled

My neighbour’s headlight is damaged. Someone shoved a taco from Taco Bell in it.

Real dead puffer fish washed up shore

The stress of me finishing my PhD made my eye bleed

I left this plant to die on my driveway 3 days ago and it still bloomed a flower.

What happened to mini bic

First dried minnow snack I pulled out of the bag for my cats is eating another, smaller, minnow

This box of Lion King Pudding has been in my grandparents cabinet since 2007

check from 1995 delivered to my house with no envelope

Found some keys that look difficult to replace

I can swallow my own tongue and I’ve never met anyone who can also do this

They’re releasing mosquitoes in my neighbourhood

My Temu remote came with a Türkiye button

Saw Jupiter passing behind the moon on my way to work

Tissue box that looks like strawberry shortcake

This plant prefers the light from an LED bulb over actual sunlight

Behold! BAT BUTT

The difference between bathroom signs in a restaurant in Rome

My trail mix from the gas station says “In God We Trust”

Display in Tromsø airport with confiscated drones