My Amazon order for once was packaged very well.

I found a spider whose back looks like Lady Cassandra from Dr. Who ("moisturise me")

These reminder cards in the kitchen at my parents’ house

my peanutbutter is mormon

I walked by an albino squirrel today

The room divider at the spa I went to today has “Lorem ipsum” printed on it.

A mall near me still has a SEARS sign, but no Sears.

My son's driving school waiting room chairs are arranged in a traffic light pattern

I Found This Cool Leaf.

My nails match the dinner plate

I took a nap on my arm and it made an ear indent

Duct tape wallets

I found some canons laying around

Just moved to town and the public library has a ‘seasonal’ T-Rex

I laser-engraved the word Macaroni onto a feather today

My KitKat not have the wafer inside

A truck bed full of loose pizza slices I saw today

My aunty's 17 year old sphinx that ended up growing hair.

3 days after surgery vs 4 year anniversary

My cousin eats ice cream like he works at a quarry.