Here is a model of the hardware they are putting in my foot next week.

Dislodged a mineral cap from the heating element of the humidifier while cleaning it

I have a freckle in my eye

Mosquito drank my blood, and some of my protein shake then died, and you can see it in its stomach

These Individually wrapped Jelly Beans

Nothing Really Mattress

German military in London, Heathrow airport

These two strips of bacon look like a fish

A birthday card misprint

My new (l) and 7 year old egg timers

I think my body wash is anti-juggalo

This sign warns you that your GPS is wrong

Giant lemon rinds on wife’s lemon tree

Japan has chewy gum packets that come with mini sheets of paper to dispose used gum!

The new gym I go to is a former church

This high-water mark on trees in a swamp (eastern NC)

McDonald’s cracking down on Red Bull theft by employees

Got a mail from the hospital that they relieved me of my debt as a gift

200,000 amp fuse I found in my mum's house on vacation

Bathroom tap that changes colour as the water warms up