My new (l) and 7 year old egg timers

I think my body wash is anti-juggalo

This sign warns you that your GPS is wrong

Giant lemon rinds on wife’s lemon tree

Japan has chewy gum packets that come with mini sheets of paper to dispose used gum!

The new gym I go to is a former church

This high-water mark on trees in a swamp (eastern NC)

McDonald’s cracking down on Red Bull theft by employees

Got a mail from the hospital that they relieved me of my debt as a gift

200,000 amp fuse I found in my mum's house on vacation

Bathroom tap that changes colour as the water warms up

One of my chickens laid a monster of an egg

My 23 week ultrasound pic . I see a Lion .

Paid for 2 pizzas, got 4 because their printer choked

Neon green water after boiling purple beans

This tree lost its trunk.

Just a giant, terrified poop emoji floating down the river this morning

Very Cool Stick

In Poland we have "chinese flavour" ramen

Duracell battery packaging in EU features a pink rabbit without sunglasses