Half of my hard boiled eggs had double yolks.

Hole rusted in bottom of unopened can of Great Stuff in my garage.

Old battery is OK, new battery is SAD

The toilet in this hospital has a built in poop knife

Lake Erie froze into hundreds of little rings of ice

I havent cleaned my paint palette since 2023

My Xbox One gamepad thumbstick after 12 years vs new

These giant bags of popcorn at my local movie theater

Doha International Airport in Qatar

My Walmart sells a whole 16 lb leg of Serrano ham.

Menthol crystallization growing from toothpaste tablets

These clouds out my window. Disappeared after several minutes.

Osaka manhole cover

Hotel honored my request for a picture of Elvis

Ordered a pair of gloves online and the cardstock shapeholder was literal cardstock

My dog sitting next to a Halloween decoration

A size comparison between my hand and a swan's foot

Lavender my child placed in this vice several months ago still fine

Promotional cookie from a gynecology congress.

Pencil graphite lodged in the back of my hand for 40 years, now just a faint smudge