Our dishwasher has a blue light in it and it makes one of the children’s cups glow

i’m reading ulysses and this sentence sounds just like something that could be said on reddit.

This penny after my 5 year old swallowed it

This wine vinegar gone bad looks like small American pancakes floating in syrup

This is an Orange Moly. It’s indigenous to the Seychelles. It’s as vibrant as a Cheeto, very friendly and slightly larger than my thumb.

This plane had a message on it wing.

My new dishwasher is so quiet it shines a red light on the floor to let you know it's running

My online order arrived a bit late, so the vendor included this (surprisingly sad) note in the package

My wood glue was surprised to be put into a syringe.

These bathroom signs at a cafe

This curved noodle in a box of straight spaghetti

Pistachios

We Have a McWalk in Germany!

Found a green jellybean in my bag of cherry sours

My friend’s smoked cauliflower looks like an explosion.

This doggo's fur spells TIGER

My dad used to be friends with John Stamos

This fortune I got in a cookie

My friend somehow has three of the same cat

Ice formation on my wheel after driving in yesterday’s Midwest blizzard