EPIC! President Trump: "I called Google Maps. Google wouldn't even TAKE my call in the first [term]. Now they KISS MY ASS."

"I now call the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of America."

examined his ass. I never did that with a man before."

"I then patted him on the shoulder...I'm still recovering my hand"

*Crowd cracks up*

"I examined his ass and then I looked at his shoulders. I looked at his feet. I looked at his hand. I looked at his jawline. Studying."

Belgian Foreign Minister Maxime Prévot slammed “in the strongest terms” today’s attack by Israeli settlers on European diplomats in the village of Taybeh in the occupied West Bank, and vowed to press the European Union to impose sanctions on those responsible.

On the other hand

Israel's foreign minister, army, president, and opposition leader all acknowledged the attack by masked settlers on European diplomats and a French mayor in Taybeh, with Eisenkot calling it "Jewish terror" Netanyahu's office instead blamed the victims, saying the delegation entered a "sensitive area" without coordinating with the army.

🇷🇺🇫🇮🇺🇦 SATELLITE WARS IN SPACE

-> Russia to take down western spy satellites?

Russia launched mysterious military satellites into Space on 16 April 2026 from Plesetsk aboard a Soyuz-2.1b

The exact payload is secret, but recent activity points at counter-satellite weapons.

-> The mysterious Russian military satellite Kosmos 2612 is nearing the Finnish commercial spy sattelite ICEYE-X36 dangerously.

Ukraine is known to use the ICEYE for targeting and Russia was recently hit with deep strikes, that relied on sattelite data.

The aggressive approach started in exact this timeframe.

⁉️ The important questions are:
- Did Russia deploy anti satellite weapons to space?
- Is Putin willing to take down targeting satellites to enforce his red lines?

We’ll find out soon enough, it could be that the satellite just closes in as a warning and stays there … but what then?

-> Taking down a commercially Finnish satellite in space certainly would be an interesting escalation, especially since it’s not a NATO case because it’s not on nato ground.

Keep in mind these maneuvers are fuel intensive and the Russian satellite can’t use so much fuel for nothing!

The satellite will run out of fuel and just be bricked without a purpose, if they just play games. So these maneuvers are meant for something!

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🇫🇮 ICEYE-X36 is a commercial synthetic aperture radar (SAR) microsatellite operated by ICEYE US (the U.S. subsidiary of the Finnish company ICEYE).

- Launched: 4 March 2024 on a SpaceX Falcon 9 (Transporter-10) from Vandenberg Space Force Base.

- Catalog: NORAD 59103 / COSPAR 2024-043F.

- Orbit: Sun-synchronous low Earth orbit at roughly 540–555 km altitude, ~97.85° inclination.

- Size/mass: Compact box-shaped spacecraft (~0.7 m × 0.5 m, ~90 kg) with two deployable solar panels and an X-band SAR antenna.

- Purpose: All-weather, day-and-night Earth imaging using X-band radar. It can produce high-resolution imagery (down to ~16–25 cm in some modes) regardless of clouds, darkness, or weather.

It is part of ICEYE’s growing constellation of small SAR satellites. ICEYE has supplied imagery to Ukraine since 2022.

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🇷🇺 Kosmos 2612 is a Russian military satellite of unknown specific design and payload, operated by the Russian Space Forces (VVKO VKS).

- Launched 16 April 2026 on a Soyuz-2.1b/Volga from Plesetsk Cosmodrome as part of a six-satellite cluster (Kosmos 2609–2614).

- Catalog: NORAD 68762 / COSPAR 2026-083H.

- Orbit: Sun-synchronous LEO near 542–553 km altitude and ~97.85° inclination (matched to ICEYE-X36).

- Size/mass: Larger than typical microsats — estimated ~500 kg, cylindrical body roughly 6.3 m long × 2.7 m diameter, with two solar panels (“Cyl + 2 Pan”).

- Purpose: Classified.
Open sources describe it only as a military payload. Public tracking shows deliberate, fuel-intensive maneuvers (including plane changes) to rendezvous and station-keep near the commercial SAR satellite ICEYE-X36, which has supported Ukraine.

It is one of several sister satellites from the same launch showing similar maneuvering behavior.

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To take down a sattelite it just needs a slight touch, just moving into its orbit and using thrusters to brake, enforcing a crash is enough … and possible.

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🇷🇺🇫🇮 SPACE WAR?

Highly maneuverable Russian military satellite positioned itself to take down Finnish spy satellite that provides targeting data to Ukraine.

Kosmos 2612 is on track to move into close distance to the ICEYE-X36 tomorrow.

Enforcing Russian deep strike red lines via taking satellites would certainly make sense, though it sounds like material from a movie. Certainly it’s possible according to tracking data.

Will it take it down or just position itself close by as a warning?

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Are the French protestors looting or surviving?

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🇫🇷 French police caught with pants down after days of protests with fireworks, in a country that sees violent protests every year.

They had no chance to know or to prepare that the thing that happens all the time will happen again.

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The looting in Paris was pretty rough … hey school kids need more books right?

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First day of owning a Tesla Roadster 😭

The US used 19 years' worth of Patriot missile stockpiles in just 7 months in the war against Iran.

Ansar Allah (Houthis) has announced that it shot down a Royal Saudi Land Forces (RSLF) AH-64D/E Apache attack helicopter in Najran, southwestern Saudi Arabia.

the helicopter was conducting operations against Ansar Allah forces along the Saudi-Yemeni border.

Saudi-led Coalition (Joint Forces) spokesperson Maj. Gen. Turki al-Maliki announced that a Saudi Arabian National Guard (SANG) AH-6i light attack and reconnaissance helicopter crashed in Najran, killing both officers on board.

Al-Maliki said the crash was caused by a "technical malfunction".