🇬🇧🤝🇺🇦👑 KING CHARLES SHAKES BEGGINSKY’S SWEATY PALMS IN DESPERATE PHOTO OP: Charles forced to endure stench of Mad Vlad’s stinky sweatshirt as he poses for pics, holding #Zelensky tight before he has chance to pilfer hideously expensive museum pieces in background.

Vlad claims he’s really happy to accept BILLIONS in UK taxpayer cash have #UK as "1 of Ukraine’s closest and most important allies" (left pic).

😐 Someone should have told King about Zelensky curse, where people who have dishonor of meeting him end up gone within months…

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