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#John.... takes examinations for the drivers license for the fourth year in a row. The #examiner asks him "So, youre running on the street. You have a mountain on your right and theres a cliff on your left. There are two women in your way; the one young and the other an old woman. Which one are you going to hit?" "Of course the old woman!" The #examiner frustrated "I told you last year! You hit the brakes!"
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Pretty Girl

#Abebe: #John says I'm ugly, but then #i sayed I'm pretty. What do you think ?
#me: A bit of both. I'd say you're pretty ugly.
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Three Years Ago

A teacher was teaching in the class and was disappointed that her students couldn't catch up with what she was teaching. So she said...TEACHER: You are supposed to know this! You learned this three years ago!#John : But ma, I don't even remember what I ate last week.
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Send a Text

#MICHAEL: #John , please send a text to #abebe and tell him we have to meet later in the day.
#abebe : Take my phone and send a text to him yourself.
#MICHAEL: Why don't you want to send him a text?
#abebe : My handwriting is horrible, If I text him, he won't see anything I write.
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