4u by @habeshahacks
#I LOVE you my IDIOT FRIEND!!
#Stay with me 4ever..
#This love,
#Is love,
#The love,
#Best love,
#Way love,
#To love,
#Say love,
#That love,
#I love,
#Am love,
#Really love,
#Lucky love,
#To love,
#Have love,
#You love,
#As love,
#My love,
#Friend love.
Now read it again #without the word #'love'.
Cute right?
Haha...
Send this 2 all Ur Friends... Including the one who send u this
no matter girl π§ or boys π¦
If u get back
#1= u r lonely,
#3= u r the best person
#6=u r true to all
#9 = u r really lucky....
Ur Heart is ur #Love,
Ur love is ur #Family,
Ur family is ur #Future ,
Ur future is ur #Destiny ,
Ur destiny is ur #Ambition,
Ur ambition is ur #Aspiration ,
Ur aspiration is ur #Motivation,
Ur motivation is ur #Belief
Ur belief is ur #Peace ,
Ur peace is ur #Target,
Ur target is ur #Friends,
Life is no fun without FRIENDS.
#(It's World Best Friends Week)...
Share Zis to all ur good friends.
Even me, if I am one of them.
See how many u get back. If u get more than 3, u are really a lovable person...
I am waiting!!!
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#I LOVE you my IDIOT FRIEND!!
#Stay with me 4ever..
#This love,
#Is love,
#The love,
#Best love,
#Way love,
#To love,
#Say love,
#That love,
#I love,
#Am love,
#Really love,
#Lucky love,
#To love,
#Have love,
#You love,
#As love,
#My love,
#Friend love.
Now read it again #without the word #'love'.
Cute right?
Haha...
Send this 2 all Ur Friends... Including the one who send u this
no matter girl π§ or boys π¦
If u get back
#1= u r lonely,
#3= u r the best person
#6=u r true to all
#9 = u r really lucky....
Ur Heart is ur #Love,
Ur love is ur #Family,
Ur family is ur #Future ,
Ur future is ur #Destiny ,
Ur destiny is ur #Ambition,
Ur ambition is ur #Aspiration ,
Ur aspiration is ur #Motivation,
Ur motivation is ur #Belief
Ur belief is ur #Peace ,
Ur peace is ur #Target,
Ur target is ur #Friends,
Life is no fun without FRIENDS.
#(It's World Best Friends Week)...
Share Zis to all ur good friends.
Even me, if I am one of them.
See how many u get back. If u get more than 3, u are really a lovable person...
I am waiting!!!
Send zis β€οΈ to β€οΈ anyone β€οΈ who β€οΈ made β€οΈ u β€οΈ smile β€οΈ somewhere β€οΈ sometime β€οΈ in β€οΈ ur β€οΈ life. It β€οΈ may β€οΈ surprise β€οΈ u, β€οΈ butβ€οΈcheck β€οΈ out β€οΈ how β€οΈ many β€οΈ come β€οΈ back. β€οΈ Thanks β€οΈ alot β€οΈfor β€οΈ making β€οΈ me β€οΈ smile! β€οΈ Send β€οΈ dis β€οΈ back β€οΈ to β€οΈ me, β€οΈ if β€οΈ I β€οΈ ever β€οΈ made β€οΈ u β€οΈsmile β€οΈβ€οΈβ€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€πͺπΉπͺπΉπͺπΉπͺπΉπͺπΉπͺπΉπͺπΉπͺπΉβ€
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The Right Machine
#i was in a gym one day pumping my muscles but i was continuously distracted by a hot chick who was equally exercising in the gym. #I decided to call the trainer aside and asked him a question: #I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use? #TRAINER: use the #ATM machine
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#i was in a gym one day pumping my muscles but i was continuously distracted by a hot chick who was equally exercising in the gym. #I decided to call the trainer aside and asked him a question: #I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use? #TRAINER: use the #ATM machine
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What Should I Send?
A girl was passing by and saw her boyfriend, #me standing by the ATM. She immediately hid and sent a romantic text to #me, "Honey if you are sleeping right now, send me your #dreams. Ifyou are laughing, send me your #laughter. If you are eating, send me some #food. If you are crying, send me your #tears. If you are withdrawing from the ATM, send me some #money. #I replies, "I'm in the toilet what should I send?"
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A girl was passing by and saw her boyfriend, #me standing by the ATM. She immediately hid and sent a romantic text to #me, "Honey if you are sleeping right now, send me your #dreams. Ifyou are laughing, send me your #laughter. If you are eating, send me some #food. If you are crying, send me your #tears. If you are withdrawing from the ATM, send me some #money. #I replies, "I'm in the toilet what should I send?"
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My Confident
#i the house help, entered #Madam's room without knocking. #MADAM: , this is wrong, what if I was naked or dressing up? #me: That can never happen, madam. #MADAM: How can you be so sure?: I always peep first and if you are naked, I'll just wait and watch until you have dressed up before I enter....... I am currently in the emergency room of a general hospital.
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#i the house help, entered #Madam's room without knocking. #MADAM: , this is wrong, what if I was naked or dressing up? #me: That can never happen, madam. #MADAM: How can you be so sure?: I always peep first and if you are naked, I'll just wait and watch until you have dressed up before I enter....... I am currently in the emergency room of a general hospital.
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Blood Test
#i walk into a clinic to have my blood type taken. The #nurse goes about taking the blood sample from my finger. After finishing, she looks around for a piece of cotton to wipe away the excess blood. She couldn't find the cotton wool, so she looks innocently at me and takes my finger and sucks it. #i was so pleased, then i ask with a wide smile on my face, "Please I desire to have a urine test done too."
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#i walk into a clinic to have my blood type taken. The #nurse goes about taking the blood sample from my finger. After finishing, she looks around for a piece of cotton to wipe away the excess blood. She couldn't find the cotton wool, so she looks innocently at me and takes my finger and sucks it. #i was so pleased, then i ask with a wide smile on my face, "Please I desire to have a urine test done too."
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Night Classes
#me and #my_friend in the office:
#friend: , I have been attending night classes for five months now because I have exams next week.
#me: Oh!
#friend: Do you know who is Graham Bell?
#me: No.
#friend: He invented the telephone in 1876. If you take night courses you would know this.The next day, the same discussion happened.
#friend: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?
#me: No.
#friend : He's the author of "The Three Musketeers", if you take night courses, you would know this.The next day, once again:
#friend: And do you know who Jean Jacques Rousseau is?
#me: No.
#friend : He's the author of "Confessions", if you take night courses, you would know this. This time, #i got irritated and said:
#Me: Do you know who James is?
#freind: No.
#me: He is your neighbour, screwing your wife since you started taking night courses!
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#me and #my_friend in the office:
#friend: , I have been attending night classes for five months now because I have exams next week.
#me: Oh!
#friend: Do you know who is Graham Bell?
#me: No.
#friend: He invented the telephone in 1876. If you take night courses you would know this.The next day, the same discussion happened.
#friend: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?
#me: No.
#friend : He's the author of "The Three Musketeers", if you take night courses, you would know this.The next day, once again:
#friend: And do you know who Jean Jacques Rousseau is?
#me: No.
#friend : He's the author of "Confessions", if you take night courses, you would know this. This time, #i got irritated and said:
#Me: Do you know who James is?
#freind: No.
#me: He is your neighbour, screwing your wife since you started taking night courses!
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How to skip School
#i.. did not want to go to school I decided to call my teacher using my dad's phone. Pretending to be my dad and the following conversation took place:
#me: Good morning teacher
#teacher Good morning.
#me: I'm calling to tell you my son won't be able to come to school today.
#teacher : Please who am I speaking with?
#me: My Papa...Guess what happens next...
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#i.. did not want to go to school I decided to call my teacher using my dad's phone. Pretending to be my dad and the following conversation took place:
#me: Good morning teacher
#teacher Good morning.
#me: I'm calling to tell you my son won't be able to come to school today.
#teacher : Please who am I speaking with?
#me: My Papa...Guess what happens next...
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The Truth
#i was talking to my wife, Cynthia:CYNTHIA: I'm I beautiful?
#me Yes! CYNTHIA: I'm I smart?
#me: Yes!
#CYNTHIA: I'm I one in a million?
#me: Yes!
#CYNTHIA: Why are you just saying yes to all my questions?
#me: Because the truth is bitter.
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#i was talking to my wife, Cynthia:CYNTHIA: I'm I beautiful?
#me Yes! CYNTHIA: I'm I smart?
#me: Yes!
#CYNTHIA: I'm I one in a million?
#me: Yes!
#CYNTHIA: Why are you just saying yes to all my questions?
#me: Because the truth is bitter.
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