4u by @habeshahacks

#I LOVE you my IDIOT FRIEND!!

#Stay with me 4ever..

#This love,

#Is love,

#The love,

#Best love,

#Way love,

#To love,

#Say love,

#That love,

#I love,

#Am love,

#Really love,

#Lucky love,

#To love,

#Have love,

#You love,

#As love,

#My love,

#Friend love.

Now read it again #without the word #'love'.

Cute right?

Haha...

Send this 2 all Ur Friends... Including the one who send u this

no matter girl 👧 or boys 👦

If u get back

#1= u r lonely,
#3= u r the best person
#6=u r true to all
#9 = u r really lucky....

Ur Heart is ur #Love,

Ur love is ur #Family,

Ur family is ur #Future ,

Ur future is ur #Destiny ,

Ur destiny is ur #Ambition,

Ur ambition is ur #Aspiration ,

Ur aspiration is ur #Motivation,

Ur motivation is ur #Belief

Ur belief is ur #Peace ,

Ur peace is ur #Target,

Ur target is ur #Friends,

Life is no fun without FRIENDS.

#(It's World Best Friends Week)...

Share Zis to all ur good friends.

Even me, if I am one of them.

See how many u get back. If u get more than 3, u are really a lovable person...

I am waiting!!!
Send zis ❤️ to ❤️ anyone ❤️ who ❤️ made ❤️ u ❤️ smile ❤️ somewhere ❤️ sometime ❤️ in ❤️ ur ❤️ life. It ❤️ may ❤️ surprise ❤️ u, ❤️ but❤️check ❤️ out ❤️ how ❤️ many ❤️ come ❤️ back. ❤️ Thanks ❤️ alot ❤️for ❤️ making ❤️ me ❤️ smile! ❤️ Send ❤️ dis ❤️ back ❤️ to ❤️ me, ❤️ if ❤️ I ❤️ ever ❤️ made ❤️ u ❤️smile ❤️❤️❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤🇪🇹🇪🇹🇪🇹🇪🇹🇪🇹🇪🇹🇪🇹🇪🇹❤



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4u by @habeshahacks

#Friend: Dude, I cant stop dreaming about my crush.

#Me: Well imagine this... you're home alone, and your
crush comes over to visit.

#Friend: OK I can see it...

#Me: She walks into your room and you're just sitting there.

#Friend: Uh-huh.. Im likin this.

#Me: OK. So she walks in front of you, takes her pants off. She's not wearing any underwear.. And then she sits on you.

#Friend: Oh-ho-hoo.. Whatta naughty girl.

#Me: Yeah, OK. Don't get dirty on me. So she's sitting on you. And then... she starting shitting in you. Right then and there, you find out you're a toilet.

#Friend: I hate you...

#me: that is why i like u
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#Me : I don't know why people find it difficult to be faithful to their spouses and partners. #friend: I can't even imagine it. I have never cheated on my six girlfriends.
#me:what?????
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
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New Tablet
#Me: I just bought a samsung galaxy tablet!
#friend: Sorry bro, get well soon.
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
I’m not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing.
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Faithful

Life is all about mind and matter - I dont mind and You dont matter...
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
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#friend: hi, why do you keep the door open anytime you are having your bath?
#me: Because I'm scared someone might see me naked through the keyhole.
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
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Night Classes

#me and #my_friend in the office:

#friend: , I have been attending night classes for five months now because I have exams next week.

#me: Oh!

#friend: Do you know who is Graham Bell?

#me: No.

#friend: He invented the telephone in 1876. If you take night courses you would know this.The next day, the same discussion happened.

#friend: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?

#me: No.

#friend : He's the author of "The Three Musketeers", if you take night courses, you would know this.The next day, once again:

#friend: And do you know who Jean Jacques Rousseau is?

#me: No.

#friend : He's the author of "Confessions", if you take night courses, you would know this. This time, #i got irritated and said:

#Me: Do you know who James is?

#freind: No.

#me: He is your neighbour, screwing your wife since you started taking night courses!
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#Friend -Can you swim
#Me-No.
#Friend -Then my dog is better than you . It can swim.

#Me-What about you?
#Friend -I can of course
#Me-Then there is no difference between your dog and you😅



@USA2A

#me: "የኔ አባት👴 መቼ እንደሚሞት ቀኑን አመተ ምሕረቱን ወሩን ጭምር ያውቃል!"
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#friend :"😱😱 በጣም በጣም ይገርማል ! ግን ይሄን ሁሉ እንዴት
አወቀ 🤔 🤔 ?
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#me: ፍርድ ቤት የሞት ፍርድ ፈርዶበት ነው!

ቀን በቀን ለመሳቅ ይቀላቀሉን
ይቀላቀሉን

@USA2A