4u by @habeshahacks

#I LOVE you my IDIOT FRIEND!!

#Stay with me 4ever..

#This love,

#Is love,

#The love,

#Best love,

#Way love,

#To love,

#Say love,

#That love,

#I love,

#Am love,

#Really love,

#Lucky love,

#To love,

#Have love,

#You love,

#As love,

#My love,

#Friend love.

Now read it again #without the word #'love'.

Cute right?

Haha...

Send this 2 all Ur Friends... Including the one who send u this

no matter girl 👧 or boys 👦

If u get back

#1= u r lonely,
#3= u r the best person
#6=u r true to all
#9 = u r really lucky....

Ur Heart is ur #Love,

Ur love is ur #Family,

Ur family is ur #Future ,

Ur future is ur #Destiny ,

Ur destiny is ur #Ambition,

Ur ambition is ur #Aspiration ,

Ur aspiration is ur #Motivation,

Ur motivation is ur #Belief

Ur belief is ur #Peace ,

Ur peace is ur #Target,

Ur target is ur #Friends,

Life is no fun without FRIENDS.

#(It's World Best Friends Week)...

Share Zis to all ur good friends.

Even me, if I am one of them.

See how many u get back. If u get more than 3, u are really a lovable person...

I am waiting!!!
Send zis ❤️ to ❤️ anyone ❤️ who ❤️ made ❤️ u ❤️ smile ❤️ somewhere ❤️ sometime ❤️ in ❤️ ur ❤️ life. It ❤️ may ❤️ surprise ❤️ u, ❤️ but❤️check ❤️ out ❤️ how ❤️ many ❤️ come ❤️ back. ❤️ Thanks ❤️ alot ❤️for ❤️ making ❤️ me ❤️ smile! ❤️ Send ❤️ dis ❤️ back ❤️ to ❤️ me, ❤️ if ❤️ I ❤️ ever ❤️ made ❤️ u ❤️smile ❤️❤️❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤🇪🇹🇪🇹🇪🇹🇪🇹🇪🇹🇪🇹🇪🇹🇪🇹❤



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The Right Machine

#i was in a gym one day pumping my muscles but i was continuously distracted by a hot chick who was equally exercising in the gym. #I decided to call the trainer aside and asked him a question: #I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use? #TRAINER: use the #ATM machine
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What Should I Send?

A girl was passing by and saw her boyfriend, #me standing by the ATM. She immediately hid and sent a romantic text to #me, "Honey if you are sleeping right now, send me your #dreams. Ifyou are laughing, send me your #laughter. If you are eating, send me some #food. If you are crying, send me your #tears. If you are withdrawing from the ATM, send me some #money. #I replies, "I'm in the toilet what should I send?"
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My Confident

#i the house help, entered #Madam's room without knocking. #MADAM: , this is wrong, what if I was naked or dressing up? #me: That can never happen, madam. #MADAM: How can you be so sure?: I always peep first and if you are naked, I'll just wait and watch until you have dressed up before I enter....... I am currently in the emergency room of a general hospital.
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Blood Test

#i walk into a clinic to have my blood type taken. The #nurse goes about taking the blood sample from my finger. After finishing, she looks around for a piece of cotton to wipe away the excess blood. She couldn't find the cotton wool, so she looks innocently at me and takes my finger and sucks it. #i was so pleased, then i ask with a wide smile on my face, "Please I desire to have a urine test done too."
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Night Classes

#me and #my_friend in the office:

#friend: , I have been attending night classes for five months now because I have exams next week.

#me: Oh!

#friend: Do you know who is Graham Bell?

#me: No.

#friend: He invented the telephone in 1876. If you take night courses you would know this.The next day, the same discussion happened.

#friend: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?

#me: No.

#friend : He's the author of "The Three Musketeers", if you take night courses, you would know this.The next day, once again:

#friend: And do you know who Jean Jacques Rousseau is?

#me: No.

#friend : He's the author of "Confessions", if you take night courses, you would know this. This time, #i got irritated and said:

#Me: Do you know who James is?

#freind: No.

#me: He is your neighbour, screwing your wife since you started taking night courses!
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How to skip School
#i.. did not want to go to school I decided to call my teacher using my dad's phone. Pretending to be my dad and the following conversation took place:
#me: Good morning teacher
#teacher Good morning.
#me: I'm calling to tell you my son won't be able to come to school today.
#teacher : Please who am I speaking with?
#me: My Papa...Guess what happens next...
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The Truth

#i was talking to my wife, Cynthia:CYNTHIA: I'm I beautiful?
#me Yes! CYNTHIA: I'm I smart?
#me: Yes!
#CYNTHIA: I'm I one in a million?
#me: Yes!
#CYNTHIA: Why are you just saying yes to all my questions?
#me: Because the truth is bitter.
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Pretty Girl

#Abebe: #John says I'm ugly, but then #i sayed I'm pretty. What do you think ?
#me: A bit of both. I'd say you're pretty ugly.
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Pay Attention

TEACHER: Akpos, pay attention to what I'm teaching or get out. #I stands up and as I was walking through the door the teacher asked...
TEACHER: Where the hell are you going?
#ME: I don't have money for attention sir.




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