Home Work
#teacher, why didn't you do your home work?
#me: Because I'm Homeless.
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#teacher, why didn't you do your home work?
#me: Because I'm Homeless.
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YISHAK....:
Types of Woods
#TEACHER: Name 3 types of wood. #me: Nollywood, Bollywood and Hollywood
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Types of Woods
#TEACHER: Name 3 types of wood. #me: Nollywood, Bollywood and Hollywood
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In an English Class...#TEACHER: if he is SHE, what will him be?
#me : Shim.
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#me : Shim.
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What Will You Get
In a mathematics class...#TEACHER: If you have 12 chocolates and you give 5 to Cynthia, 3 to Sonia and 2 to Mercy, then what will you get?#me: 3 new girlfriends Ma!
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In a mathematics class...#TEACHER: If you have 12 chocolates and you give 5 to Cynthia, 3 to Sonia and 2 to Mercy, then what will you get?#me: 3 new girlfriends Ma!
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Horse and Zebra
#TEACHER: , can you differentiate between a horse and a zebra?#me: Yes sir.#TEACHER: (brings a picture of a horse) Which one is this?#me: It's a horse, sir.#TEACHER: Excellent! (now brings a Zebra) And which one is this?#me: It's still a horse sir, but now it's wearing pyjamas.
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#TEACHER: , can you differentiate between a horse and a zebra?#me: Yes sir.#TEACHER: (brings a picture of a horse) Which one is this?#me: It's a horse, sir.#TEACHER: Excellent! (now brings a Zebra) And which one is this?#me: It's still a horse sir, but now it's wearing pyjamas.
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How to skip School
#i.. did not want to go to school I decided to call my teacher using my dad's phone. Pretending to be my dad and the following conversation took place:
#me: Good morning teacher
#teacher Good morning.
#me: I'm calling to tell you my son won't be able to come to school today.
#teacher : Please who am I speaking with?
#me: My Papa...Guess what happens next...
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@USA2A
#i.. did not want to go to school I decided to call my teacher using my dad's phone. Pretending to be my dad and the following conversation took place:
#me: Good morning teacher
#teacher Good morning.
#me: I'm calling to tell you my son won't be able to come to school today.
#teacher : Please who am I speaking with?
#me: My Papa...Guess what happens next...
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#Teacher: Solve this riddle
โแฒแฎแ แฅแแฐ แ แแ แณ แฒแฐแ แฅแแฐ แฌแณโ
#Me: #แฑแฃ แแฅ!
#Teacher: ๐คฆโโ No, it's not s/th you eat
#Me *Silently stares into her eyes* ๐
#Teacher: แ แแแธแ?
#Me: แฝแฎ! ๐
#แจแฎแจแ_แแ แแแ _แฅแแณแญแแแ_แณแตแซ #stay@_home_ ๐ก
@USA2A
โแฒแฎแ แฅแแฐ แ แแ แณ แฒแฐแ แฅแแฐ แฌแณโ
#Me: #แฑแฃ แแฅ!
#Teacher: ๐คฆโโ No, it's not s/th you eat
#Me *Silently stares into her eyes* ๐
#Teacher: แ แแแธแ?
#Me: แฝแฎ! ๐
#แจแฎแจแ_แแ แแแ _แฅแแณแญแแแ_แณแตแซ #stay@_home_ ๐ก
@USA2A