Home Work
#teacher, why didn't you do your home work?
#me: Because I'm Homeless.
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YISHAK....:
Types of Woods

#TEACHER: Name 3 types of wood. #me: Nollywood, Bollywood and Hollywood
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In an English Class...#TEACHER: if he is SHE, what will him be?
#me : Shim.
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#TEACHER: if you are having #ten coconuts and #five coconuts is removed from it. How many coconut will you have left?#me: I don't know sir.#TEACHER: Why? #me: In our class, we usually do our arithmetic with mango.
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What Will You Get

In a mathematics class...#TEACHER: If you have 12 chocolates and you give 5 to Cynthia, 3 to Sonia and 2 to Mercy, then what will you get?#me: 3 new girlfriends Ma!
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Horse and Zebra

#TEACHER: , can you differentiate between a horse and a zebra?#me: Yes sir.#TEACHER: (brings a picture of a horse) Which one is this?#me: It's a horse, sir.#TEACHER: Excellent! (now brings a Zebra) And which one is this?#me: It's still a horse sir, but now it's wearing pyjamas.
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#TEACHER: If 2x - 6 = 4, what is x?
#me: An alphabet!
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How to skip School
#i.. did not want to go to school I decided to call my teacher using my dad's phone. Pretending to be my dad and the following conversation took place:
#me: Good morning teacher
#teacher Good morning.
#me: I'm calling to tell you my son won't be able to come to school today.
#teacher : Please who am I speaking with?
#me: My Papa...Guess what happens next...
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#Teacher: “You know you can’t sleep in my class.”
#me: “I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.”
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What's Your Excuse

#TEACHER: It is very clear that you have not studied your geography. What's your excuse?#ME: Well, my dad says the world is changing everyday, so I decided to wait until it settles down.
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Botanical Name

In a class was an Agric teacher who asked this question:#TEACHER: What's the botanical name of rice?STUDENT: Orisasativa#TEACHER: Bright Idea. Give him what he deserves.(He's clapped for).TEACHER: , what's the botanical name of maize
#me: OMAIZASATIVA!
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#Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun ☀ . Everyone must attend it.
#Mary: No madam! I will not be able to attend it.
#Teacher: Why?
#Mary: My mother will not allow me to go so far!
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Pray Before Eating

#TEACHER: Now, , tell me the truth, do you pray before eating?
#me: No sir, I don't have to, my mother is a good cook.
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#Teacher: Do you do your home work?
#Student: Do you grade my test?
#Teacher: I have other students test to grade
#Students: well,I have other teachers home work to do
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#Teacher: You copied from Fred's exam paper, didn't you?
#mel: How did you know?
#Teacher: Fred's paper says "I don't know" and you put, "Me neither"!

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#Teacher: Why didn't you come to school yesterday?
#Student: My dad is in the hospital!

#7_Days_latter

#Teacher: Is your father still in the hospital?
#Student: Yes; he is a Doctor



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Only for genius people

The #teacher asked #abebe "Why is your cat at school today " #abebe replied crying, "Because I heard my #daddy tell my #mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once #abebe leaves for school today

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Did u got it

#Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with "t".
#Me 🤔 🤔 Today and Tomorrow.
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#Teacher: Solve this riddle

“ሲጮህ እንደ አምበሳ ሲተኛ እንደ ሬሳ”

#Me: #ዱባ ወጥ!

#Teacher: 🤦‍♀ No, it's not s/th you eat

#Me *Silently stares into her eyes* 🙄

#Teacher: አገኘኸው?

#Me: ሽሮ! 👀

#ከኮረና_መጠንቀቅ_እንዳይዘነጋ_ታድያ #stay@_home_ 🏡

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#Teacher: " write a sentence ending with the word hand."
#Student : "My penis in your hand."
#Teacher: "What?"
#Student : "Sorry teacher, I forgot to put a space between pen is."

#stay-safe

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