#Daughter :-Mom, why are you afraid of
leaving me alone at home at
night, I,m big already not a small!
#mom:-"That's why I'm afraid...
😂😂😂

@USA2A

#Daughter: I am pregnant!

#Mom: what How come? How did you get pregnant?

#Daughter: It was an accident.

#Dad: (interrupts) Accident? You mean to tell me you were crossing the road and out of nowhere a dick came and hit you?

#Stay_safe🇪🇹

@USA2A