#Mom: Why are you late? #Me: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. #Mom: Thats nice. Were you helping him look for it? #Me: No, I was standing on it.
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@Habeshahacks

Mummy's Boy

#mom: son, why are you crying?
#me: I've hurt my finger.
#MoM: When?
#me: Half an hour ago.
#MoM: I didn't hear you crying then.
#me: No, I thought you were out.
winning.
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
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@Habeshahacks

#Mom: what r u eatin babe
#ME: meat mom
#Mom: where is the vegetable u have to eat fruits vegetables
#ME: mom the animal is herbivores isnt that enough it ate the vegetables and i ate it






@USA2A

#Daughter :-Mom, why are you afraid of
leaving me alone at home at
night, I,m big already not a small!
#mom:-"That's why I'm afraid...
😂😂😂

@USA2A

📞On the phone🛌

#Me: የኔ ቆንጆ my iphone x📱 እኮ ተበላሸ 🥴

#Mom from ሳሎን:እንኳን iphone #ለቂጡ ሚቀይረው #ሙታንታ የለውም አትስሚው 🙄

#Me 🏃‍♂

😂😂😭😭
STAY@HOME

@USA2A

#Doctor :በሽሮፕ or በኪኒን ልስጥክ.....

#Me፡🤔

#MoM: #በመርፌ 💉 ይሁንለት
😂😂

#stay@home

@USA2A

#Mom:- መጣህ የኔ አምበሳ
#Me :- #አንበሳ እኮ ሁሌ ስጋ ነው የሚበላው እማዬ 🤣
#Mom:- #አድኖ ነዋ😉😳


😂🤣🤣

#Stay_Safe

@USA2A

#Daughter: I am pregnant!

#Mom: what How come? How did you get pregnant?

#Daughter: It was an accident.

#Dad: (interrupts) Accident? You mean to tell me you were crossing the road and out of nowhere a dick came and hit you?

#Stay_safe🇪🇹

@USA2A