My dentist had a gaming setup in the corner.

Apparently the US Postal Service has its own tow trucks now.

My unintentional Calculator of Democracy

My cup has a butthole

My girl Lina has a golden tooth

This strand of hair that came off of my head. This section was towards the ends.

This beer bottle cap collection at a popular Berlin park

Someone broke our toilet at work today

A bench a painter sat on and made a perfect imprint

“Memaw’s” Headstone has a recipe for no-bake cookies

It Took Almost 5 years, But I Finally Used Every Check and Deposit Slip

Sand from my uncle’s travels

This carrot looks like those S designs we all used to draw in middle school

When I make burritos, I make cuboids instead of cylinders.

Extremely skinny door I saw a while back

Found this bit in a package of M&Ms. No chocolate, just layers of coating colours.

This neck fan's box says it's silent and noisy.

My girlfriend somehow made it to 29 years old without ever being asked to flip a coin.

Gloves before and after handling ballots for half a day

vacuumed a garlic clove, and my cyclonic vacuum peeled it