Every call to the bullpen in Major League Baseball is recorded and reviewed by the office of the Commissioner.

The First Lady sent my Son a letter

This the local zoo’s way of keeping people from tapping on the glass.

A dice tower I made while waiting for my turn

My apple seems to be neatly divided into two varieties, like a pinwheel.

This tiny gold coloured bug on my jeans at the park.

This furniture store uses cars to compare brands

A German Prayer book I bought from 1826 has a lock of hair from a previous owner in it

I got lymphatic streaking after a bug sting.

My local pizza place had options for a sauceless and cheeseless pizza.

Note I saw in the car next to me in the student parking lot

My friend’s dad bought a frame of original Ren and Stimpy animation 20 years ago……. A wafting fart

My wife's travel bag says, "Travel, Rome, Fashion... vector background"

Powder looks like a renaissance painting

The way the numbers on this keypad are arranged

Saw this extra long rearview mirror this morning.

This skeleton in a jeep

My apple tree only produced a single apple this year

This water soluble vitamin tablet i left out while i took a steamy shower vs one that was left in the packaging.

This person put homemade tire spikes on their driveway to thwart off U-turners.