I have rings around the pupil of my eyes

I have messed up iris on my right eye (NSFW just in case)

Perfectly circular from above, perfect ellipse from the side. The perfect river stone.

I cut a healthy looking onion which was actually hollow and rotting from the inside.

The inside of a McDonald's ice cream/shake machine

Half Hot-Wheels being sold at Wal-Mart

This popsicle with the smallest stick I've ever seen

This metal I was cutting turned magnetic

Dairy Queen not taking e-pay because of airshow

The stripes on my shoe and sock line up

This box opens width wise.

Pet relief turf at JFK

My cactus grew a head and boobs over the last month

Choose your bottle wisely

Rare albino UPS truck

bought an eggplant with a nose today

Accidentally made hot dog bun bikini bottoms

Luggage tag returned to me after losing it over two years ago

My Cap’N Crunch Berries were separated

Found last week: tofu that had been stuck behind a panel light in my fridge for nearly 15 years