My hotel soap has holes in it

This is $42,000 worth of medication

Hotel provides free condoms

22 years of sun exposure on shirt

Met a crow with a twisted beak today

My buddy's 1960s lawnmower has a cigarette lighter

This small cauliflower I got in my weekly vegetable box

My dad’s BP-lowering meds are heart-shaped!

Found the soda fountain tip on the bottom of my Dr Pepper.

Walmart sign says $50 each cucumber

This chip is nearly as big as my sandwich and just as flat.

This elevator/list can never be used. Only when fire fighting with no fires.

My dog lost a tooth that looks like a dog.

This nickel came out of the dryer looking absolutely haunted

The type of empanada branded in the crimp

My Hot Pocket came with nothing inside

My son has a hidden birthmark of a wave that's only visible when he's tanned

My corn husk had two cobs inside

Sex toys at Goodwill Thrift store.

This tree I've seen on my walk had an eye