The office access card from a coworker, who smokes in his home office, next to mine

This Phone on a Car on a 50 mph road that somehow didn’t slip

In Czech republic, we have hot dog brand called literally "Strippers". You have to strip the wrap before use.

Bar near me specifically bans Tap Out and Affliction brands

This is seasoning. It improves the taste. A few dashes are sufficient.

I made Frankentoast to keep my toast from burning

Taco Bell sealed my Baja Blast

My 2004 tech still working 22 years later

Pulled apart a dead grill lighter, and there was a normal lighter inside.

Grouping of dead yellow jackets inside of old grill. No signs of nest or hive at all.

Northern California grocery store will give you a free tote bag in exchange for pennies

This self-prohibiting road sign in Idaho

This was in a stationery kit that I ordered. What does it mean

Just realised today that I have the same spot on either leg where hair doesn't grow

SD card just has micro SD card inside

They misspelled the United Kingdom on my new driver’s licence

My cat has adopted this unique sitting position, I'm thinking she is mimicking us

Three of my Peeps in a row were cyclops

Scraped my knee while pregnant - and my skin regrew extra hairy compared to the rest of my leg

You can see the cold front moving in