My butter is hexagonal

My little fingers have 4 horizontal lines instead of 3.

The haiku on my green tea bottle isn’t a haiku

This almost perfect dot that appeared in the exact center of my hand.

Grocery store has a dedicated perogie section

In olden times Japan, farts could drive demons away.

A Frog on a Cactus

Friend poured hot bacon fat in a cold glass and it broke clean in half

My cat makes this face whenever I feed her.

Someone wrote "My abuser died! R.I.H. Badluckyle" on the inner door of a stall in the women's bathroom

My daughter's school has an outdoor classroom

Scent-Blocking Mailing Envelope...

A shop display of wedding decorations includes a sash that reads “SAME PENIS FOREVER”

I can write backwards (or mirror writing i guess)

Air freshener started creating these little crystal spikes

Removed the monster gummy

The structural change in our dogs paws after weight loss, nail trims, and more structured exercise.

My hospital room is in an old jail wing

Got my ears deep cleaned today: take a look all this earwax taken out the side of my head (spoiler tag cuz its kinda gross)

My aunts cow has an autoimmune disease that makes her bald