My daughter was born on 12/12/12 at 12:12 and turned 12 today.

A single intact piece of my glass broke off randomly without breaking the rest of the glass

My work colleague let me have some of their cooked chips and I pulled out the longest chip I’ve ever seen.

Washing hands from leaky boobs in Sweden

My dad has a binder that's just marked "women"

The sign says to use the switch but there is no switch

My lemon tree produced this fusion of lemons

Nintendo NYC prominently featuring Luigi merch in aisle end-caps this week

CVS sells tennis balls for walkers

Someone decorated a dead bush in the median for Christmas

Came back to my cruise cabin to find a towel animal with my sunglasses on

Black liquid being injected into my veins. (Iron supplement)

Liquid Death has a drink called Dead Billionaire.

Globe at My School's Library is Worn Down Exactly Where Our School is

After decades, Dasani water is now without salt

This brick is in a subway station entrance, with a viewing window instead of regular flooring

My frozen spinach looks like it’s from a video game

A dead tree I cut down today had these designs inside of it

Our turmeric lifted the lid by itself in all 4 corners

My city paints butterflies where young people have died in drunk driving accidents to raise awareness.