Local car wash fills their gumball machines with pistachios

I saw this original painting in a museum in Arkansas.

Got an infected bee sting, they gave me black and yellow pills

One of my corn on the cobs is wonky

A cliff that looks like a puppy resting delights people in China

Our thermometer was made in North Korea

My new pill organizer case came with a guitar pick

My tongue is so small that I can't get it out of my mouth

I accidentally perfectly lined up my band aid

A few distinct snowflakes on my dog’s fur

This pizza box has an accurate ring size chart inside

Former copper and brass pipe fittings from my house, cast by my plumber

My girlfriend peels her oranges into dicks

got a jacket from an estate sale and checked the pockets, found a pocket monsters card wrapper from 1996

Got an extra sausage patty on my sausage egg McMuffin.

The first JC Penney in the small town of Kemmerer, Wyoming

Refilled my half empty liquid soap dispenser with a different kind of soap creating this weird effect.

This bruise on my eye looks like eyeliner

The odometer of my bus at the end of my shift today

I put my antidepressants in a dinosaur themed claw machine to get me to take them.