I can’t make popcorn in my hotel room microwave, per the fire department.

My roses from valentine's day have grown leaves and stopped drying up

Pulled out the Bible in my hotel room and found a $20.

This beer glass looks like an upside down beer bottle

The bag says the picture is enlarged but it's the same size as the actual gummy

This popular tiki bar in Waikiki does not allow dancing

The clock in this barber shop is mirrored and runs counter clockwise so those having the hair / beard trimmed can see it "normal" in the mirror.

I spilled white queso on my pants last night and this morning it’s bright orange

Those signs in my neighbourhood make it look like aliens are going to kidnap you

Was chewing a mussel and found a pearl in it

found these heroin, morphine, and cocaine apothecary jars at the antique shop today.

This restaurant doesn’t accept tips (USA)

Tree that grew around Xbox 360

I ordered some merch from Tommy Wiseau and he personally signed it, even after all these years

My wife’s hair treatment uses the image of a penis pump in the description.

Got a bonus half starburst in my 2 pack

My girlfriend's work has spherical hashbrowns

My bf’s allergy test. Tested for 72 things, allergic to 70.

My husband's hair has double/triple hairs growing out of one follicle opening. He has incredibly thick hair. It’s apparently a genetic mutation called “pili multigemini”

Opened a pack of Hoops and got a Hooooooop inside