found these heroin, morphine, and cocaine apothecary jars at the antique shop today.

This restaurant doesn’t accept tips (USA)

Tree that grew around Xbox 360

I ordered some merch from Tommy Wiseau and he personally signed it, even after all these years

My wife’s hair treatment uses the image of a penis pump in the description.

Got a bonus half starburst in my 2 pack

My girlfriend's work has spherical hashbrowns

My bf’s allergy test. Tested for 72 things, allergic to 70.

My husband's hair has double/triple hairs growing out of one follicle opening. He has incredibly thick hair. It’s apparently a genetic mutation called “pili multigemini”

Opened a pack of Hoops and got a Hooooooop inside

Contactless cash payment in a Parisian bakery

Went to Ikea and all signs for hot dogs there called them "Glizzies".

This rock that sort of looks like a hamburger.

This guy I barely know from class gave me a drawing of myself.

My kid and I bought each other the same trinket while I was in Louisiana and she was in Georgia

Noticed a shark on this dusty ol' corner pipe at my work

My middle finger nails have always curled more than my other nails

My Mum Has a 12 Year Old Promotional Chapstick for a Movie She’s Never Seen

Someone at my university asked 100 random students to draw an X on China

My mum bought a 3kg tub of Nutella from Costco