This popsicle with the smallest stick I've ever seen

This metal I was cutting turned magnetic

Dairy Queen not taking e-pay because of airshow

The stripes on my shoe and sock line up

This box opens width wise.

Pet relief turf at JFK

My cactus grew a head and boobs over the last month

Choose your bottle wisely

Rare albino UPS truck

bought an eggplant with a nose today

Accidentally made hot dog bun bikini bottoms

Luggage tag returned to me after losing it over two years ago

My Cap’N Crunch Berries were separated

Found last week: tofu that had been stuck behind a panel light in my fridge for nearly 15 years

This sexy ginger

Radioactive enriched uranium casually spotted on the highway on the back of a truck

The restaurant I went to had this warning in the bathroom

Wife punctured a tyre with a tooth

I found an anti-tank RPG in my classroom

I found these crystals at the bottom of a bottle of maple syrup that sat in the back of my refrigerator for a few years