I asked for extra tzatziki with my order. I was given a year's supply.

The way the water perfectly wet a single brick after I turned the water off and put the hose down

My breakfast sandwich looks like a pair of lips

Sweater that’s also a backpack I saw today.

my thumb's a lil weird

I skinned my knee the other day and it looks like a volcano.

My Olympia Typewriter from the 1940’s includes SS Runes

4 litres of fluid drained from my belly just over a year ago.

Filthy mouse ball at my workplace.

My bag came with its own mini bag.

The Food Bank in Hawai'i gave us humanitarian rations

My antidepressants are vanilla flavored

Two gummies snuck into my capsule vitamin jar

Mud-dauber Wasp puts several paralysed spiders in nest with one egg as food source

Hair doesn’t grow on the left side of my left leg

This lemon that grew a nose

Photo I took in Gouda, Netherlands in 2018

1000 Bill Deposited by client

My dog has a zigzag in her fur. If I brush it out, it reforms after about five minutes

Same shirt after losing 150+ pounds naturally!