My bruise looks like a big tattooed dong

A children indoor soft play place in England has a Confederate flag on the floor...

Saw this Tesla charging off a utility pole today.

My dog always leaves the peas from her dog food

This mildly offsetting Wendy’s billboard

The way my friend arranges mussels shells after eating them

Fedex writes “Jack This” on all my packages because it’s their shorthand for my street (Jackson Thistle)

Old film roll found under roller coaster.

Today I rode inside an elevator completely covered in plywood.

Michigan dispensary blocking a Flock camera that points directly into their parking lot

Had my car maintenance today and they found pumpkin seeds in my engine's air filter

To make this restaurant tabletop look rustic, the maker just smushed a screw into it 6 times.

This tree I found on a trail looks like a sauropod dinosaur

The student this TI-83 calculator was assigned to

The olive on my pizza looks like a Phillips head screw.

Tried The Simpsons Menu at KFC

This pack of gumballs that I bought is almost all yellow, except for one, singular green piece.

150 calories of cashews

Vintage pack of tights has instructions on administering a self-breast exam printed on the cardboard insert

Jake Paul’s hygiene products marked down to $2 at Menards