One of my chickens laid a monster of an egg

My 23 week ultrasound pic . I see a Lion .

Paid for 2 pizzas, got 4 because their printer choked

Neon green water after boiling purple beans

This tree lost its trunk.

Just a giant, terrified poop emoji floating down the river this morning

Very Cool Stick

In Poland we have "chinese flavour" ramen

Duracell battery packaging in EU features a pink rabbit without sunglasses

Bolts from ten years in a grain elevator

Poison ring given to me by girlfriend!

Really old Fruit of the Loom bias tape. No cornucopia.

My town has black squirrels

Pre-formed Funyun chain pulled directly from a fresh bag

My Completely Flat Foot vs My GFs High Arches

There's a real spider among the fake spiders in the fake spiderweb on my porch.

The size difference between my own two feet

Found a succulent growing between stone blocks

These three DeLoreans I spotted from my hotel

This 15 year old still-sealed bottle of ketchup has turned completely black