4u by @habeshahacks
#I LOVE you my IDIOT FRIEND!!
#Stay with me 4ever..
#This love,
#Is love,
#The love,
#Best love,
#Way love,
#To love,
#Say love,
#That love,
#I love,
#Am love,
#Really love,
#Lucky love,
#To love,
#Have love,
#You love,
#As love,
#My love,
#Friend love.
Now read it again #without the word #'love'.
Cute right?
Haha...
Send this 2 all Ur Friends... Including the one who send u this
no matter girl π§ or boys π¦
If u get back
#1= u r lonely,
#3= u r the best person
#6=u r true to all
#9 = u r really lucky....
Ur Heart is ur #Love,
Ur love is ur #Family,
Ur family is ur #Future ,
Ur future is ur #Destiny ,
Ur destiny is ur #Ambition,
Ur ambition is ur #Aspiration ,
Ur aspiration is ur #Motivation,
Ur motivation is ur #Belief
Ur belief is ur #Peace ,
Ur peace is ur #Target,
Ur target is ur #Friends,
Life is no fun without FRIENDS.
#(It's World Best Friends Week)...
Share Zis to all ur good friends.
Even me, if I am one of them.
See how many u get back. If u get more than 3, u are really a lovable person...
I am waiting!!!
Send zis β€οΈ to β€οΈ anyone β€οΈ who β€οΈ made β€οΈ u β€οΈ smile β€οΈ somewhere β€οΈ sometime β€οΈ in β€οΈ ur β€οΈ life. It β€οΈ may β€οΈ surprise β€οΈ u, β€οΈ butβ€οΈcheck β€οΈ out β€οΈ how β€οΈ many β€οΈ come β€οΈ back. β€οΈ Thanks β€οΈ alot β€οΈfor β€οΈ making β€οΈ me β€οΈ smile! β€οΈ Send β€οΈ dis β€οΈ back β€οΈ to β€οΈ me, β€οΈ if β€οΈ I β€οΈ ever β€οΈ made β€οΈ u β€οΈsmile β€οΈβ€οΈβ€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€πͺπΉπͺπΉπͺπΉπͺπΉπͺπΉπͺπΉπͺπΉπͺπΉβ€
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@habeshahacks
#I LOVE you my IDIOT FRIEND!!
#Stay with me 4ever..
#This love,
#Is love,
#The love,
#Best love,
#Way love,
#To love,
#Say love,
#That love,
#I love,
#Am love,
#Really love,
#Lucky love,
#To love,
#Have love,
#You love,
#As love,
#My love,
#Friend love.
Now read it again #without the word #'love'.
Cute right?
Haha...
Send this 2 all Ur Friends... Including the one who send u this
no matter girl π§ or boys π¦
If u get back
#1= u r lonely,
#3= u r the best person
#6=u r true to all
#9 = u r really lucky....
Ur Heart is ur #Love,
Ur love is ur #Family,
Ur family is ur #Future ,
Ur future is ur #Destiny ,
Ur destiny is ur #Ambition,
Ur ambition is ur #Aspiration ,
Ur aspiration is ur #Motivation,
Ur motivation is ur #Belief
Ur belief is ur #Peace ,
Ur peace is ur #Target,
Ur target is ur #Friends,
Life is no fun without FRIENDS.
#(It's World Best Friends Week)...
Share Zis to all ur good friends.
Even me, if I am one of them.
See how many u get back. If u get more than 3, u are really a lovable person...
I am waiting!!!
Send zis β€οΈ to β€οΈ anyone β€οΈ who β€οΈ made β€οΈ u β€οΈ smile β€οΈ somewhere β€οΈ sometime β€οΈ in β€οΈ ur β€οΈ life. It β€οΈ may β€οΈ surprise β€οΈ u, β€οΈ butβ€οΈcheck β€οΈ out β€οΈ how β€οΈ many β€οΈ come β€οΈ back. β€οΈ Thanks β€οΈ alot β€οΈfor β€οΈ making β€οΈ me β€οΈ smile! β€οΈ Send β€οΈ dis β€οΈ back β€οΈ to β€οΈ me, β€οΈ if β€οΈ I β€οΈ ever β€οΈ made β€οΈ u β€οΈsmile β€οΈβ€οΈβ€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€πͺπΉπͺπΉπͺπΉπͺπΉπͺπΉπͺπΉπͺπΉπͺπΉβ€
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4u by @habeshahacks
#Friend: Dude, I cant stop dreaming about my crush.
#Me: Well imagine this... you're home alone, and your
crush comes over to visit.
#Friend: OK I can see it...
#Me: She walks into your room and you're just sitting there.
#Friend: Uh-huh.. Im likin this.
#Me: OK. So she walks in front of you, takes her pants off. She's not wearing any underwear.. And then she sits on you.
#Friend: Oh-ho-hoo.. Whatta naughty girl.
#Me: Yeah, OK. Don't get dirty on me. So she's sitting on you. And then... she starting shitting in you. Right then and there, you find out you're a toilet.
#Friend: I hate you...
#me: that is why i like u
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#Friend: Dude, I cant stop dreaming about my crush.
#Me: Well imagine this... you're home alone, and your
crush comes over to visit.
#Friend: OK I can see it...
#Me: She walks into your room and you're just sitting there.
#Friend: Uh-huh.. Im likin this.
#Me: OK. So she walks in front of you, takes her pants off. She's not wearing any underwear.. And then she sits on you.
#Friend: Oh-ho-hoo.. Whatta naughty girl.
#Me: Yeah, OK. Don't get dirty on me. So she's sitting on you. And then... she starting shitting in you. Right then and there, you find out you're a toilet.
#Friend: I hate you...
#me: that is why i like u
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#Me : I don't know why people find it difficult to be faithful to their spouses and partners. #friend: I can't even imagine it. I have never cheated on my six girlfriends.
#me:what?????
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New Tablet
#Me: I just bought a samsung galaxy tablet!
#friend: Sorry bro, get well soon.
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Iβm not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing.
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Faithful
Life is all about mind and matter - I dont mind and You dont matter...
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#Me: I just bought a samsung galaxy tablet!
#friend: Sorry bro, get well soon.
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Iβm not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing.
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Faithful
Life is all about mind and matter - I dont mind and You dont matter...
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#friend: hi, why do you keep the door open anytime you are having your bath?
#me: Because I'm scared someone might see me naked through the keyhole.
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#me: Because I'm scared someone might see me naked through the keyhole.
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Night Classes
#me and #my_friend in the office:
#friend: , I have been attending night classes for five months now because I have exams next week.
#me: Oh!
#friend: Do you know who is Graham Bell?
#me: No.
#friend: He invented the telephone in 1876. If you take night courses you would know this.The next day, the same discussion happened.
#friend: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?
#me: No.
#friend : He's the author of "The Three Musketeers", if you take night courses, you would know this.The next day, once again:
#friend: And do you know who Jean Jacques Rousseau is?
#me: No.
#friend : He's the author of "Confessions", if you take night courses, you would know this. This time, #i got irritated and said:
#Me: Do you know who James is?
#freind: No.
#me: He is your neighbour, screwing your wife since you started taking night courses!
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@USA2A
#me and #my_friend in the office:
#friend: , I have been attending night classes for five months now because I have exams next week.
#me: Oh!
#friend: Do you know who is Graham Bell?
#me: No.
#friend: He invented the telephone in 1876. If you take night courses you would know this.The next day, the same discussion happened.
#friend: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?
#me: No.
#friend : He's the author of "The Three Musketeers", if you take night courses, you would know this.The next day, once again:
#friend: And do you know who Jean Jacques Rousseau is?
#me: No.
#friend : He's the author of "Confessions", if you take night courses, you would know this. This time, #i got irritated and said:
#Me: Do you know who James is?
#freind: No.
#me: He is your neighbour, screwing your wife since you started taking night courses!
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#me: "α¨α α α£α΅π΄ ααΌ α₯αα°ααα΅ ααα α αα° ααα¨α±α αα©α ααα α«ααα!"
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#friend :"π±π± α α£α α α£α ααααα ! αα ααα αα α₯αα΄α΅
α αα π€ π€ ?
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#me: ααα΅ α€α΅ α¨αα΅ ααα΅ αααΆα α΅ αα!
αα α αα ααα³α αααααα
αααααα
@USA2A
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#friend :"π±π± α α£α α α£α ααααα ! αα ααα αα α₯αα΄α΅
α αα π€ π€ ?
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#me: ααα΅ α€α΅ α¨αα΅ ααα΅ αααΆα α΅ αα!
αα α αα ααα³α αααααα
αααααα
@USA2A